1. (via fakenasty)

  2. When someone tries to insult you

    (Source: argography, via drunkyeezus)

  3. phatticuss:



    What did the cat say to the dog?

    cats don’t talk


    (Source: collxxn, via distraction)

  4. odins-one-eyed-fuck:


    I’ve got


    aint one

    This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

    (via shutupvevo)

  5. (Source: slutsy, via sxdeways)

  6. hitterlick:

    *likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

    (via trust)

  7. probend:

    if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

    (via twerkinfriess)

  8. fuglyhottie:

    "You have no one to blame for this but yourself"

    *blames global warming*

  9. eat-to-thrive:

    Little watermelon, cantaloupe, & honeydew melon balls this morning. So deliciously hydrating 💦

    (via mama-fish)

  10. (Source: prevoke, via shaky)

  11. (Source: moondarkwolf, via xxx-mcmxciv)